I sent a bunch of Pop Tarts to heaven because of my microwaving skills...Will you still marry me?

a week ago, i put this thing called turkey bacon (they call it that, but its strips of turkey) in the microwave. i was making it for my brother and i. so it said to put two in for a minute and a half. i put four in, two for each of us. therefore, i doubled the amount of time and put four strips in for three minutes. i took it out and each piece was COMPLETELY black, burned and well it was crunchy lol. so obviously, no one would want to eat it. anyway, i told you this story to share my amazing microwave skills lol. it takes talent to send food to heaven :)